Watch South Park Season 12 Episode 2 - Britney’s New Look
Thursday, March 20th, 2008 |Episode: 12×02 (Season 12 Episode 02)
Name: Britney’s New Look
Originally Aired: Mar. 19, 2008
Plot: No Summary
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Episode: 12×02 (Season 12 Episode 02)
Name: Britney’s New Look
Originally Aired: Mar. 19, 2008
Plot: No Summary
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Episode: 12×01 (Season 12 Episode 01)
Name: Tonsil Trouble
Originally Aired: Mar. 12, 2008
Plot: After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, Cartman is stricken by an incurable disease. Will he find support and comfort in his friends, or will he take matters into his own hands?
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Episode: 6×18 (Season 6 Episode 18)
Name: A Star is Burns
Originally Aired: Mar. 05, 1995
Plot: Springfield plays host to a film festival in which various townspeople display their original work. Barney presents “Pukahontas,” a haunting meditation on his alcoholism; Apu directs “Bright Lights, Beef Jerky,” the tale of a lonely man working the loneliest shift in a small-town Kwik-E-Mart. Two other important entries are Mr. Burns’ autobiographical “A Burns for All Seasons” and Hans Moleman’s “Man Getting Hit by Football.” Despite receiving bribes from Mr. Burns, the judges choose to honor “Pukahontas” as the festival’s best film. Luckily for Moleman, his film is remade as “Football in the Groin,” a star vehicle for George C. Scott, and wins an Oscar for Best Picture.
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Episode: 11×14 (Season 11 Episode 14)
Name: The List
Originally Aired: Nov. 14, 2007
Plot: When the boys discover the girls in their class have made a secret list that rates all of them from cutest to ugliest, they stop at nothing to see it. Once they do manage to gain possession of the list, they are shocked to see how they rank. The results are just too much for one of the boys to handle.
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Episode: 11×13 (Season 11 Episode 13)
Name: Guitar Queer-o
Originally Aired: Nov. 07, 2007
Plot: Stan and Kyle are great Guitar Hero partners, eventually hitting it big and becoming rock stars. But as it becomes clear that Kyle is only holding Stan back for even more success, their friendship is severally damaged when Kyle is replaced. As Stan becomes increasingly stressed out over an upcoming show, he looks for other methods to calm his nerves.
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Episode: 11×12 (Season 11 Episode 12)
Name: Imaginationland Episode III (3)
Originally Aired: Oct. 31, 2007
Plot: The thrilling conclusion to the Imaginationland Trilogy sees Butters embracing his role as the chosen one. As the evils of our imagination march to the safe haven of the land’s inhabitants, the Council of Nine prepare themselves for the coming battle. Back in the real world, Kyle is recovering while Cartman patiently waits for him to finally make good on their bet.
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Episode: 11×11 (Season 11 Episode 11)
Name: Imaginationland Episode II (2)
Originally Aired: Oct. 24, 2007
Plot: As the horrors of Imaginationland run rampant, Stan and Kyle are taken deep into the Pentagon where they learn more of the terrorist attack and what the U.S. government plans to do about it. Meanwhile, a determined Cartman travels to Washington, still with dry balls.
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Episode: 11×10 (Season 11 Episode 10)
Name: Imaginationland (1)
Originally Aired: Oct. 17, 2007
Plot: It all begins when Cartman sees a leprechaun. Determined to prove Kyle wrong about their existence, and to capitalize on a bet with him, he forms a search team. Things get even more weird when Stan, Kyle, and the other boys find themselves traveling to an imaginary land on board a flying ship.
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Episode: 11×09 (Season 11 Episode 09)
Name: More Crap
Originally Aired: Oct. 10, 2007
Plot: After a three-week constipation nightmare, Randy Marsh lets loose the biggest crap he’s ever seen. He becomes a home-town hero overnight after the guys at the local bar see it. They convince him to contact Guinness and see if he has the world record. This doesn’t go over well with the current record-holder Bono.
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Episode: 11×08 (Season 11 Episode 08)
Name: Le Petit Tourette
Originally Aired: Oct. 03, 2007
Plot: After encountering another boy with Tourette’s syndrome, Cartman fakes having the neurological disorder so he can say whatever he wants. Realizing there are no longer limits to what can be said, Eric prepares himself to be broadcast uncensored on National television.
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Episode: 11×07 (Season 11 Episode 07)
Name: Night of the Living Homeless
Originally Aired: Apr. 18, 2007
Plot: What starts with one bum asking for change, quickly becomes an infestation of the homeless all over South Park. The adults try to save their spare change by using force and reason, but the boys do a little research and find the ultimate solution to the city’s growing problem.
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Episode: 11×06 (Season 11 Episode 06)
Name: D-Yikes
Originally Aired: Apr. 11, 2007
Plot: After another failed relationship, Ms. Garrison takes out her frustration and anger at men on her fourth grade students. While the boys seek outside help with their homework assignment, their teacher makes a new friend who opens up her eyes to a completely new lifestyle.
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Episode: 11×05 (Season 11 Episode 05)
Name: Fantastic Easter Special
Originally Aired: Apr. 04, 2007
Plot: When Stan questions the relationship between Easter Eggs, rabbits, Christ’s death and resurrection, he finds himself drawn into an odd brotherhood that is protecting an ancient secret. With the help of Kyle, Jesus, and a man named Teabag, Stan must discover the secret and get a rabbit to the Vatican before it’s too late.
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Episode: 11×04 (Season 11 Episode 04)
Name: The Snuke
Originally Aired: Mar. 28, 2007
Plot: When a new Islamic student joins the class, Cartman immediately assumes he’s a terrorist. Putting together the pieces of a terrorist attack Jack Bauer-style, Cartman and Kyle must work together to uncover a sinister plot against Hillary Clinton - and learn that an old enemy of the United States still holds a grudge.
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Episode: 11×03 (Season 11 Episode 03)
Name: Lice Capades
Originally Aired: Mar. 21, 2007
Plot: A South Park Elementary student is infested with head lice. The students want to know the name of the kid with the cooties, but Garrison won’t reveal who it is. Accusations fly until Cartman devises a way to determine who has the bugs. Meanwhile, the lice do their best to survive the assault on their world.
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Episode: 11×02 (Season 11 Episode 02)
Name: Cartman Sucks
Originally Aired: Mar. 14, 2007
Plot: Cartman tries to fix a prank he pulled on Butters but it only makes things worse for both of them. Butters’ parents send him off to a camp that claims it can turn gay boys straight, but everyone there is a mess, so Butters tries to help them despite his own confusion. Meanwhile, Cartman shows a very disturbing photograph for ‘Show and Tell.’
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Episode: 11×01 (Season 11 Episode 01)
Name: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Originally Aired: Mar. 07, 2007
Plot: When Randy utters a racial slur on national television, it not only causes him to be shunned by society, it also strains Stan’s friendship with Token. To help raise awareness of sensitivity to others, South Park Elementary brings in a “little person” as a guest speaker, but he finds himself in a fight with Cartman.
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Episode: 10×14 (Season 10 Episode 14)
Name: Stanley’s Cup
Originally Aired: Nov. 15, 2006
Plot: Stan finds himself in a bit of financial trouble when his bicycle is impounded, and has to take a job coaching Pee-Wee hockey to pay off the debt. Stan learns one of the players has cancer, and the only thing that might save him is if Stan can coach the team to victory. Unfortunately, he’s facing a talentless group of players, a father who doesn’t believe in him, and a ton of sports movie clichés.
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Episode: 10×13 (Season 10 Episode 13)
Name: Go God Go XII (2)
Originally Aired: Nov. 08, 2006
Plot: Cartman is furious when his saviors in the future can’t hook up the Nintendo Wii for him to play, so he makes a few phone calls to the past to try and prevent him from freezing himself. Of course, interfering with the past can drastically change the future, and Cartman may alter history forever. He also reveals a little secret that Ms. Garrison didn’t want Richard Dawkins to know.
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Episode: 10×12 (Season 10 Episode 12)
Name: Go God Go (1)
Originally Aired: Nov. 01, 2006
Plot: Ms. Garrison is upset when she is required to teach the theory of evolution to her class, but when she is replaced by scientist Richard Dawkins, the two of them form a special bond. Cartman has no patience waiting for the new Nintendo Wii to arrive, so he devises a plan to freeze himself so that he can pass the time more quickly. Despite help from Butters, things go horribly wrong.
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Episode: 10×11 (Season 10 Episode 11)
Name: Hell On Earth 2006
Originally Aired: Oct. 25, 2006
Plot: It’s nearly Halloween, and Satan decides he must throw the most amazing party ever seen. Satan’s grandiose plans include the finest hotel, a long celebrity guest list, and a very special cake… that is, if The Three Murderers can deliver it on time. Meanwhile, the boys anger rapper Biggie Smalls by summoning him through their mirror.
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Episode: 10×10 (Season 10 Episode 10)
Name: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Originally Aired: Oct. 18, 2006
Plot: Ike and his kindergarten teacher are having an affair, and Kyle is angry that no one seems interested in punishing the teacher for her crime. Meanwhile, Cartman has a new authoritative role: he’s South Park Elementary’s new hall monitor - a job he takes very seriously.
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Episode: 10×09 (Season 10 Episode 09)
Name: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Originally Aired: Oct. 11, 2006
Plot: Cartman is convinced that there is a conspiracy behind the September 11th terrorist attacks, so he sets off to find the real culprit. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is wondering who went number 2 in the urinal of the men’s restroom. In order to get to the bottom of this, Mr. Mackey puts the Hardly Boys on the case. As it turns out, these two seemingly unrelated mysteries have intrinsic connections, all pointing to governmental involvement.
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Episode: 10×08 (Season 10 Episode 08)
Name: Make Love, Not Warcraft
Originally Aired: Oct. 04, 2006
Plot: When an evil gamer begins to kill all the characters in World of Warcraft, the boys decide to join forces to take him down. Even Randy wants to get in on the action, much to Stan’s dismay. Only a very special sword can help the boys defeat their powerful enemy.
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Episode: 10×07 (Season 10 Episode 07)
Name: Tsst
Originally Aired: May. 03, 2006
Plot: Cartman’s mom decides he’s just too much to handle, so she hires a couple of television nannies to improve his behavior. When Cartman outsmarts them, she turns to a dog whisperer, who proves to be a tougher opponent than Cartman expected.
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Episode: 10×06 (Season 10 Episode 06)
Name: Manbearpig
Originally Aired: Apr. 26, 2006
Plot: When the boys get mixed up with Al Gore’s Manbearpig hunt, they become trapped in the Cave of Winds. While stuck inside, Cartman finds treasure and hides it from the other boys. A rescue team tries to help the boys, while Al Gore tries to put an end to Manbearpig.
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Episode: 10×05 (Season 10 Episode 05)
Name: A Million Little Fibers
Originally Aired: Apr. 19, 2006
Plot: Towelie tries to get his life in order and writes a book about his drug addiction. His book is endorsed by Oprah, which helps it to sell thousands of copies. Soon people find out an aspect of the book is false, and though they learn valuable lessons from the book, they still want to punish Towelie for lying to them.
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Episode: 10×04 (Season 10 Episode 04)
Name: Cartoon Wars Part II (2)
Originally Aired: Apr. 12, 2006
Plot: Cartman reaches Family Guy studios first and learns the writers’ secrets, and how to stop them. Kyle arrives soon after, and tries to stop Cartman’s plan and save Family Guy and free speech. Soon, both boys are trying to persuade the president of FOX what to do.
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Episode: 10×03 (Season 10 Episode 03)
Name: Cartoon Wars Part I (1)
Originally Aired: Apr. 05, 2006
Plot: Cartman and Kyle argue over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves the show, but Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content, the boys go on a cross-country chase to Hollywood. The fate of the show could be in either Cartman’s or Kyle’s hands. Meanwhile the citizens of South Park try to form a plan to prevent a terrorist attack.
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Episode: 10×02 (Season 10 Episode 02)
Name: Smug Alert!
Originally Aired: Mar. 29, 2006
Plot: Kyle’s dad buys a new hybrid car. This makes him feel smug, and he moves his family to San Francisco because people in South Park have no respect for the environment. To get Kyle back, Stan convinces people in South Park to buy hybrid cars, too. But when they do, it leads to extreme weather conditions in both San Francisco and South Park.
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Episode: 10×01 (Season 10 Episode 01)
Name: The Return of Chef
Originally Aired: Mar. 22, 2006
Plot: Chef returns to South Park and the whole town is excited. The boys notice there is something odd about him, and they soon learn he has been brainwashed into molesting children. The boys set out on a mission to free Chef from an outside influence.
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Episode: 9×14 (Season 9 Episode 14)
Name: Bloody Mary
Originally Aired: Dec. 07, 2005
Plot: Stan feels embarrassed when his father is arrested for drunk driving. Meanwhile, a statue of the Virgin Mary bleeds and people from all over embark on pilgrimages to see it, hoping to be healed by its power. Randy believes the bleeding statue can cure him of his alcoholism.
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Episode: 9×13 (Season 9 Episode 13)
Name: Free Willzyx
Originally Aired: Nov. 30, 2005
Plot: Fooled by a pair of practical joker sea-life trainers, Kyle convinces the other boys that they need to free a “talking” whale and allow him to be reunited with his family on the moon. The boys’ plan to save the whale becomes more complex than they originally thought, and soon they are looking for places to hide the poor creature.
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Episode: 9×12 (Season 9 Episode 12)
Name: Trapped in the Closet
Originally Aired: Nov. 16, 2005
Plot: Stan becomes interested in Scientology, and the Scientologists try to convince him he is to be their new leader. Tom Cruise goes into Stan’s closet and refuses to come out, and even denies the fact that he’s in the closet. Even R. Kelly’s desperate pleas won’t convince Tom Cruise to come on out. Meanwhile, Stan’s involvement in Scientology puts a strain on his friendship with Kyle.
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Episode: 9×11 (Season 9 Episode 11)
Name: Ginger Kids
Originally Aired: Nov. 09, 2005
Plot: Cartman gives an oral report on “Ginger Kids” - kids with red hair, fair skin, and freckles - and convinces the other students to shun them. Due to a little prank, Cartman himself becomes infected with “Gingervitus” and, upset by all the teasing he originally promoted, he convinces ginger kids to follow his lead and fight for “Red Power.”
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Episode: 9×10 (Season 9 Episode 10)
Name: Follow That Egg
Originally Aired: Nov. 02, 2005
Plot: The children in Ms. Garrison’s class are paired up to practice their parenting skills by taking care of eggs. Ms. Garrison realizes she still has feelings for Mr. Slave, who plans to marry Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Ms. Garrison, broken-hearted, tries to stop the gay-marriage bill from passing.
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Episode: 9×09 (Season 9 Episode 09)
Name: Marjorine
Originally Aired: Oct. 26, 2005
Plot: The boys have reason to think that girls can see into the future. They decide that one of them must pretend to be a girl so they can obtain access to the girls’ secret information. All they have to do is fake Butters’ death, and then re-introduce him to the class as “the new girl.” Unfortunately, Mr. and Mrs. Stotch believe their son is really dead.
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Episode: 9×08 (Season 9 Episode 08)
Name: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Originally Aired: Oct. 19, 2005
Plot: Stan and Cartman crash a speedboat into a dam, flooding the neighboring town of Beaverton. Since neither of the boys admits what they’ve done, people blame everything from the president to global warming for the disaster. They spend so much time trying to assign blame, that they have no time to help the citizens of Beaverton.
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Episode: 9×07 (Season 9 Episode 07)
Name: Erection Day
Originally Aired: Apr. 20, 2005
Plot: Jimmy fears his sudden, uncontrollable erections will prevent him from participating in the school talent show. He goes to Butters for advice, who tells him he must put his penis in a girl’s vagina before it will get soft again. Jimmy tries to accomplish this before the talent show begins.
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Episode: 9×06 (Season 9 Episode 06)
Name: The Death of Eric Cartman
Originally Aired: Apr. 13, 2005
Plot: The boys have had it with Cartman, and decide to ignore him completely. When everyone joins in, Cartman assumes he must be dead. Thinking that Butters is the only one who can see him, he figures he must repent for all his sins to pass on into the afterlife.
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Episode: 9×05 (Season 9 Episode 05)
Name: The Losing Edge
Originally Aired: Apr. 06, 2005
Plot: The baseball season is ending, and the boys are happy because none of them enjoys the game. When they realize there is a post-season league, they intentionally try to lose so they can stop playing. Randy gets drunk and violent with other parents, but there is one parent he may not be able to intimidate.
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Episode: 9×04 (Season 9 Episode 04)
Name: Best Friends Forever
Originally Aired: Mar. 30, 2005
Plot: Kenny gets a new Sony PSP, and Cartman is jealous. When Kenny is hit by a truck, Cartman learns that Kenny left him the Sony PSP in his will. Unfortunately for Cartman, Kenny is now in a vegetative state. Stan and Kyle fight to keep Kenny alive, and Cartman fights to let him die. Meanwhile, Satan’s army is trying to take heaven and only Kenny can save it.
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Episode: 9×03 (Season 9 Episode 03)
Name: Wing
Originally Aired: Mar. 23, 2005
Plot: Upon discovering that Token has an amazing singing voice, the boys want to become his agents so they can collect ten percent of his earnings. Soon, they are representing Wing, who is the wife of the owner of City Wok. The boys travel to California to get her a record deal, but next thing they know, they are in trouble with the Chinese Mafia.
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Episode: 9×02 (Season 9 Episode 02)
Name: Die Hippie, Die
Originally Aired: Mar. 16, 2005
Plot: Cartman finally decides to rid the world of hippies once and for all. He goes around town trying to exterminate them, but when the Mayor allows the hippies to hold a Woodstock-like concert in South Park, Cartman’s plan becomes a lot more difficult then he originally thought.
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Episode: 9×01 (Season 9 Episode 01)
Name: Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina
Originally Aired: Mar. 09, 2005
Plot: Mr. Garrison feels like a woman trapped in a man’s body, so he gets a sex-change operation, but Mr. Slave doesn’t like it at all. Meanwhile, Kyle wants to become tall and black so he can play basketball, and tries to convince his parents to let him get a “negroplasty.”
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Episode: 8×14 (Season 8 Episode 14)
Name: Woodland Critter Christmas
Originally Aired: Dec. 15, 2004
Plot: It’s nearly Christmas, and Stan stumbles upon several little woodland critters in the forest. They want him to build a manger so a porcupine can give birth to their Savior, but he soon discovers that they actually worship Satan. Stan needs to stop the animal Antichrist from being born, and also stop Kyle from being its human host.
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Episode: 8×13 (Season 8 Episode 13)
Name: Cartman’s Incredible Gift
Originally Aired: Dec. 08, 2004
Plot: Cartman suffers a head injury after trying to fly from his roof. While he is in the hospital, the police think that Cartman’s trauma might have made him psychic, and they want him to help them catch a serial killer. Despite Cartman’s bad suggestions, the detectives believe his gift is real. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to prove that Cartman’s psychic powers are fake.
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Episode: 8×12 (Season 8 Episode 12)
Name: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Originally Aired: Dec. 01, 2004
Plot: Paris Hilton visits South Park to promote her merchandise. When her little dog commits suicide, she wants to keep Butters as her new pet. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton’s influence causes all the girls in town to act like whores, and only Wendy doesn’t like it.
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Episode: 8×11 (Season 8 Episode 11)
Name: Quest for Ratings
Originally Aired: Nov. 17, 2004
Plot: The boys (along with Butters and Token) start a school news show but it does poorly in the ratings. The students prefer Craig’s show, which features close up shots of animals. Though the boys try to improve their show with gossip and gimmicks, they find better luck by taking a little cough syrup.
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Episode: 8×10 (Season 8 Episode 10)
Name: Pre-School
Originally Aired: Nov. 10, 2004
Plot: The boys find out that a former classmate, Trent Boyett, is being released from juvenile detention where he was serving time for arson. No one knows that the boys had something to do with the fire, and Trent wants his revenge. When he comes looking for them, they decide they need some protection.
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