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Episode: 3×12 (Season 3 Episode 12)
Name: Widowmaker
Originally Aired: Feb. 17, 2008
Plot: Stan spends time with ‘pretend psychiatrist’ Roger, when Francine wants him to open up more emotionally, but ends up being more touchy-feely than she can handle. Meanwhile, Steve vows revenge when Haley kills the queen bee from his science project.
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Episode: 3×11 (Season 3 Episode 11)
Name: Oedipal Panties
Originally Aired: Jan. 27, 2008
Plot: Francine has had enough of Stan’s mom running to him every time she is dumped by a boyfriend, and seeks Roger’s help in finally loosening the umbilical cord. Meanwhile, Steve is given ick, a fish disease, unintentionally by Klaus.
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Episode: 3×10 (Season 3 Episode 10)
Name: Tearjerker
Originally Aired: Jan. 13, 2008
Plot: TchochkieSchmear, a movie producer has teamed up with the evil Tearjerker, to help create movies which will kill everyone by making movies so sad that everyone cries themselves to death. Stan is a 007 style agent who’s been assigned by B (Bullock) to infiltrate the set and stop the diabolical duo.
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Episode: 3×09 (Season 3 Episode 09)
Name: Frannie 911
Originally Aired: Jan. 06, 2008
Plot: Nasty Roger is given an ultimatum from Stan and Francine to start being nice or leave. Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play a game of truth or dare, and Steve decides he wants to become a backup dancer.
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Episode: 3×08 (Season 3 Episode 08)
Name: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
Originally Aired: Dec. 16, 2007
Plot: Stan wreaks havoc in heaven and in limbo after dying while in search for the perfect Christmas tree. He hopes to make a return to Earth to save his family, who he had put in danger of freezing to death by dragging them along on his quest.
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Episode: 3×07 (Season 3 Episode 07)
Name: Surro-Gate
Originally Aired: Dec. 02, 2007
Plot: Francine offers to become a surrogate parent for Terry and Greg, her gay neighbors, to Stan’s objection. Klaus’ vow of revenge on Steve and Roger after they play a practical joke on him has them in fear.
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Episode: 3×06 (Season 3 Episode 06)
Name: 42-Year-Old Virgin
Originally Aired: Nov. 18, 2007
Plot: Throughout his time as a CIA veteran, Stan has never killed anyone, causing three of his friends to help him hunt down his first kill.
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Episode: 3×05 (Season 3 Episode 05)
Name: Haylias
Originally Aired: Nov. 11, 2007
Plot: Hayley, brainwashed by Stan in order to make her a sleeper CIA agent, is activated and ordered to marry the son of a senator, who happens to be gay. Roger and Steve create a detective agency, mimicking the 70’s TV series they watch.
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Episode: 3×04 (Season 3 Episode 04)
Name: Big Trouble in Little Langley
Originally Aired: Nov. 04, 2007
Plot: Stan seeks out Francine’s birth parents because her adoptive parents annoy him so much. But they don’t annoy Steve, especially after they give him fireworks.
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Episode: 3×03 (Season 3 Episode 03)
Name: Dope and Faith
Originally Aired: Oct. 14, 2007
Plot: Stan prays for a friend and one is provided: a guy named Brett who’s like him in every way but one—he’s an atheist. So Stan has some evangelizing to do. Meanwhile, Steve is accepted into wizardry school.
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Episode: 3×02 (Season 3 Episode 02)
Name: Meter Made
Originally Aired: Oct. 07, 2007
Plot: After Stan punches a male meter maid during a disagreement over a parking ticket, a judge sentences him to two weeks of community service—as a meter maid. He finds it empowering. Meanwhile, Hayley poses in the nude for an art class, where one of the artists turns out to be Roger.
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Episode: 3×01 (Season 3 Episode 01)
Name: The Vacation Goo
Originally Aired: Sep. 30, 2007
Plot: When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is fuming and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it’s the work of the CIA and causes the family to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the greatest actor who ever lived.Source: Fox
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Episode: 2×19 (Season 2 Episode 19)
Name: Joint Custody
Originally Aired: May. 20, 2007
Plot: In the third-season finale, bounty hunters Roger and Stan chase Hayley’s boyfriend, who is wanted for smuggling marijuana across the country. And Steve is in for a shock when he tries to hot-wire Francine’s car.Source: TitanTV.com
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Episode: 2×18 (Season 2 Episode 18)
Name: The Magnificent Steven
Originally Aired: May. 13, 2007
Plot: When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make Steve “a man”. Meanwhile, Rodger starts a cat fight between Francine and Haley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention.Source: Fox
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Episode: 2×17 (Season 2 Episode 17)
Name: I Can’t Stan You
Originally Aired: May. 06, 2007
Plot: When Stan brings home special equipment from the CIA to eavesdrop on conversations, he discovers how his neighbors really feel about him. To get back at them, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted in order to live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.Source: Fox
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Episode: 2×16 (Season 2 Episode 16)
Name: When a Stan Loves a Woman
Originally Aired: Apr. 29, 2007
Plot: When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground. Hoping to rekindle the romance, Francine insists on a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink and finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his habit.Source: Fox
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Episode: 2×15 (Season 2 Episode 15)
Name: Four Little Words
Originally Aired: Apr. 01, 2007
Plot: Stan plays matchmaker for Bullock and a friend of Francine’s, then gets everyone drunk so the evening will go well. Bad move.
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Episode: 2×14 (Season 2 Episode 14)
Name: An Apocalypse to Remember
Originally Aired: Mar. 25, 2007
Plot: After arriving late to a CIA nuclear drill, Stan believes it to be real and moves the family to the mountains. Once realizing his mistake, Stan keeps the truth quiet so that he can enjoy the serenity and the attention from his family. But once the truth is revealed by a mountain man, Stan must explain his actions.
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Episode: 2×13 (Season 2 Episode 13)
Name: Black Mystery Month
Originally Aired: Feb. 18, 2007
Plot: Black Mystery Month 2/18/07Steve decides to write a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, but his research uncovers a conspiracy that’s been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he’s mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.Source: FOX
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Episode: 2×12 (Season 2 Episode 12)
Name: A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial
Originally Aired: Feb. 11, 2007
Plot: When Roger begins to feel like Steve has outgrown him he sets off to find a new best friend. He eventually does, but when the new kid starts being abusive to Roger, Steve and Hayley think up a scheme to get him out of the relationship. Meanwhile, when Stan and Francine find out that their favorite soda, Mr. Pibb, is being discontinued they set out on a journey to save it.
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Episode: 2×11 (Season 2 Episode 11)
Name: American Dream Factory
Originally Aired: Jan. 28, 2007
Plot: When Stan feels he’s not getting anywhere at his current job with the CIA, he decides to fullfill his dream of making teddy bears in themes of the major holidays. However, soon after Stan realizes he can’t do it alone and hires a group of illegal aliens to help him, angering Hayley. Meanwhile, Hayley begins dating one of the aliens, but does something drastic when she gets tired of him.
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Episode: 2×10 (Season 2 Episode 10)
Name: Bush Comes to Dinner
Originally Aired: Jan. 07, 2007
Plot: When Stan wins an essay contest about President Bush his reward is one dinner with the President. However when Roger believes he knows were Bin Laden is hiding he tries to cash in on the reward but instead gets the President drunk.
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Episode: 2×09 (Season 2 Episode 09)
Name: The Best Christmas Story Never
Originally Aired: Dec. 17, 2006
Plot: When non-believers ruin Stan’s Christmas he loses his faith in Christmas all together. The Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and takes him to his past to remind him of the true meaning of Christmas. Once there, convinced that killing Donald Sutherland in the past will change the future, Stan ditches the Ghost of Christmas Past, who then goes back to 2006 to get Francine’s help. Meanwhile, Stan makes several mistakes in the past which dramatically change the present.
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Episode: 2×08 (Season 2 Episode 08)
Name: Irregarding Steve
Originally Aired: Dec. 10, 2006
Plot: The family blows Steve’s college fund after the treehouse they believed him and Roger were in is blown to peices in a lightening storm. Meanwhile, actually off in New York City, Roger gambles on Wall Street and Steve takes up a comedy routine. However, when both plans fail, the boys desperately try to get back on top.
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Episode: 2×07 (Season 2 Episode 07)
Name: Of Ice and Men
Originally Aired: Nov. 26, 2006
Plot: When Francine finds out Stan was once an “almost” champion figure skater, she decides to be supportive by being his partner in an upcoming competition. But, like always, after a while Stan trades up for a better partner, Roger, who is actually in it for his own selfish reasons. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends fight over who gets to marry the Russian mail-order-bride they ordered.
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Episode: 2×06 (Season 2 Episode 06)
Name: Iced, Iced Babies
Originally Aired: Nov. 19, 2006
Plot: When Steve begins spending more and more time with his new girlfriend, Francine suggests to Stan that they have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger accidentally ends up teaching one of Hayley’s college classes while trying to enroll; and Hayley gets a crush on her new classmate, Ethan, who turns out to be anything but normal.
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Episode: 2×05 (Season 2 Episode 05)
Name: Dungeons and Wagons
Originally Aired: Nov. 12, 2006
Plot: Stan takes up drag racing when Francine suggests they spice up their marriage. Meanwhile, Jeff becomes emotionally crushed after Hayley breaks up with him, but finds comfort in Steve’s online gaming world.
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Episode: 2×04 (Season 2 Episode 04)
Name: Lincoln Lover
Originally Aired: Nov. 05, 2006
Plot: Once Stan gets passed up to speak at the Republican National Convention, he is desperate to speak at anything Republican. When approached by the local chapter of gay Republicans Stan re-thinks his sexuality in order to fit in.
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Episode: 2×03 (Season 2 Episode 03)
Name: Failure is Not a Factory-installed Option
Originally Aired: Sep. 24, 2006
Plot: When Stan falls victim to a persuasive car salesman he loses his job and his confidence. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger devise a plan to get to first base with popular girls at school.
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Episode: 2×02 (Season 2 Episode 02)
Name: The American Dad After School Special
Originally Aired: Sep. 17, 2006
Plot: While ditching Gym class, Steve meets Debbie, an intelligent, somewhat goth, overweight girl, who becomes his first girlfriend. When Steve invites Debbie over for dinner, Stan is appalled at her weight, causing him to realize his own weight lately. Stan goes on a crash diet, and develops an eating disorder. Steve worries having Debbie around is only making things worse, and must make a hard decision. Meanwhile, Roger waits for Stan and Debbie to break up so he can make his move.
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Episode: 2×01 (Season 2 Episode 01)
Name: Camp Refoogee
Originally Aired: Sep. 10, 2006
Plot: In a desperate attempt to send Steve to a summer camp, Stan sends him off to the only one still available, Camp Refoogee. However, Camp Refoogee turns out to be a refugee camp, and Francine sends Stan and Hayley to get Steve back. Once there, Stan decides to turn the Refugee camp into an actual summer camp so Steve can have the “camp experience” he once had. Things get personal when the opposing “camp” kidnaps Steve’s camp love, Makeva. Meanwhile, back at home, Francine and Roger pretend to be a married couple for fun. Things get ugly when they take the charade too far.
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Episode: 1×23 (Season 1 Episode 23)
Name: Tears of a Clooney
Originally Aired: May. 14, 2006
Plot: Francine is turning 39, and it’s bringing back bad memories of her chance at stardom which was stolen by George Clooney. Her new dream is to destroy the star, and Stan vows to help her achieve that goal. They devise up a plan to make George fall in love with Francine, so that she can break his heart. Stan acts as his body guard, but ends up truly becoming his friend and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger uses foster children to build up a vineyard.
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Episode: 1×22 (Season 1 Episode 22)
Name: With Friends Like Steve’s
Originally Aired: May. 07, 2006
Plot: Stan becomes very disappointed after Steve begins to show the lack of interest in Stan’s job that he once had. When Steve’s friend Barry shows an interest in Stan’s life, Stan begins to do things with Barry that he used to do with Steve, making Steve jealous. However, when Barry stops taking his pills, he begins to act differently. Apparently, the pills were keeping Barry in touch with his sane side. The new evil genius Barry frames Steve, and sends him off to a juvenile hall type place. When Steve finds out about the pills, he must use the CIA skills Stan taught him to get home and save the family. Meanwhile, Roger visits a college with Hayley and ends up joining a fraternity.
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Episode: 1×21 (Season 1 Episode 21)
Name: Helping Handis
Originally Aired: Apr. 30, 2006
Plot: In a desperate attempt to make Steve popular at school, Stan gives him steroids to make him more muscular, and popular. However, the steroids have an unexpected side effect, and Steve gets the attention he wanted, but not for the reason Stan expected. Meanwhile, Hayley makes a video about Francine’s life as a housewife for school, but it ends up insulting Francine, and she becomes determined to start a new career as a doctor.
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Episode: 1×20 (Season 1 Episode 20)
Name: Roger ‘n Me
Originally Aired: Apr. 23, 2006
Plot: Stan visits Atlantic City for his “best friends” bachelor party, only to find out he was accidentally invited. Roger steps in and becomes Stan’s new best friend. They get drunk one night, and engage in some sort of alien friendship ceremony, which takes their friendship to a whole new level. But when they return home, they realize that what happened in Atlantic City didn’t stay there. Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley team up to break up a couple so they can reap the benefits.
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Episode: 1×19 (Season 1 Episode 19)
Name: It’s Good to be Queen
Originally Aired: Feb. 26, 2006
Plot: Stan has emotional issues with the Homecoming because of what happened at his high school one. So he’s extremely excited to go to Francine’s high school reunion, where he can dance with her (she was the Homecoming Queen) in front of everyone. However, at the Reunion, they find some missing votes, meaning Francine wasn’t really the Homecoming Queen. Now Stan has to choose between his wife, and the dance of his life. Meanwhile, at home, Steve and Roger find religion in a pizza delivery boy.
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Episode: 1×18 (Season 1 Episode 18)
Name: Finances With Wolves
Originally Aired: Jan. 29, 2006
Plot: Stan gets a big bonus at work, and uses it to buy extravagant gadgets for himself, while Francine begs him to invest some of it in her dream to own a kiosk. Hurt that he won’t help her, Francine opens a muffin kiosk without Stan’s approval and Stan finds out what life is like without a housewife. The muffin kiosk is a hit, and in a desperate attempt to bring Francine home, Stan puts Klaus’ brain back into a human body, only to find out it was a trick so that he could win over Francine. Meanwhile, Steve believes he is going to turn into a teen wolf after watching a horror film.
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Episode: 1×17 (Season 1 Episode 17)
Name: Rough Trade
Originally Aired: Jan. 08, 2006
Plot: Stan drowns his sorrows in alcohol at a local bar after he gets in trouble with the boss at work. He’s too drunk to drive home, so he calls Roger to come pick him up. On the way there Roger crashes the car, and Stan must take the blame. He is put under house arrest for DUI, which causes a riff between him and Roger. Under a bet, they both switch places. Roger must now do all Stan’s work, and Stan must do Rogers. Stan sits at home all day getting drunk and watching TV, while Roger ends up doing great as Stan…at first. Things soon get out of control, and another accident puts Stan in jail.
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Episode: 1×16 (Season 1 Episode 16)
Name: Not Particularly Desperate Housewives
Originally Aired: Dec. 18, 2005
Plot: When Francine begins to idolize a group of “perfect” women called the “Lady Bugs” she lies about cheating on Stan to gain acceptance. But once in, she finds out that they are more deadly than perfect. Meanwhile, Stan grows attached to a puppy Francine brings home.
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Episode: 1×15 (Season 1 Episode 15)
Name: Star Trek
Originally Aired: Nov. 27, 2005
Plot: After Stan finds out that Steve is failing English, he forces Steve to write his own story, which is inspired by Roger’s desire to be a celebrity. It quickly becomes a best-selling hit and Steve gets a taste of life in the spotlight. But as Stan and Francine milk the benefits of having a famous son, Steve turns around and divorces the family.
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Episode: 1×14 (Season 1 Episode 14)
Name: Stannie Get Your Gun
Originally Aired: Nov. 20, 2005
Plot: When Stan and Hayleys bickering gets out of control, Francine makes them spend an entire day together. But everything goes wrong when Stan takes Hayley to her old favorite amusement park, which is now apparently “National Gun Association Land”. This only drives their differences on the subject of gun control, and Stan ends up shot. Meanwhile, Rogers plots his revenge on Steve for eating his last cookie by convincing him that he is adopted.
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Episode: 1×13 (Season 1 Episode 13)
Name: Stan of Arabia (2)
Originally Aired: Nov. 13, 2005
Plot: This episode continues shortly after where the last one left off. The Smiths are still living in Saudi Arabia, and are having a bit of trouble adapting. Except for Stan, who is enjoying the male domination. But, when Francine breaks into song in public, she is taken away to be stoned. After a few more mishaps, the whole family is in with her.
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Episode: 1×12 (Season 1 Episode 12)
Name: Stan of Arabia (1)
Originally Aired: Nov. 06, 2005
Plot: Stan is stuck with throwing his boss a party, so he automatically assumes that Francine will do all of the work for him but she refuses to do it. With Stan hosting the party, it turns out to be a big disaster (big suprise). In punishment, Bullock relocates Stan and his family to Saudi Arabia where way of life is much different and hard to adapt to.
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Episode: 1×11 (Season 1 Episode 11)
Name: Con Heir
Originally Aired: Oct. 02, 2005
Plot: When Stan’s elegid father passes away, he must come clean to his family. It turns out that his real father is Jack Smith, an extremely experienced spy. Jack convinces Stan to leave the CIA and join his secret spy group the Scarlet Alliance. Francine is not happy with this, but Stan is to busy with Jack training for a mission which will involve artwork, terrorists, and uranium. When the FBI shows up at the Smiths’ house looking for an international jewel thief, Francine thinks Jack a fake.
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Episode: 1×10 (Season 1 Episode 10)
Name: All About Steve
Originally Aired: Sep. 25, 2005
Plot: The CIA has put together a father-son Baseball game. After seeing the other fathers, and their athletic kids Stan is determined to show everyone that his son is also a strong, athletic young man. But Stan must face the truth now, his son is a geek! So instead of accepting Steve for who he is, Stan lies and ditches Steve, who finds out and is hurt by it. But when Stan breaks out with a case of acne, he gets a taste of what his own medicine. Meanwhile, Roger tries desperatly to find some way to interact with other humans.
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Episode: 1×09 (Season 1 Episode 09)
Name: A Smith in the Hand
Originally Aired: Sep. 18, 2005
Plot: Steve comes home with a permission slip which would allow for him to take the sex ed course at school. But Stan won’t have it, he is convinced that he can do a better job himself. While badly teaching Steve, Stan learns a little something himself, which he is not proud of. Meanwhile, Roger feels he needs to make something of himself so he turns the attic into a bar with him as the bartender and the family as the regulars.
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Episode: 1×08 (Season 1 Episode 08)
Name: Bullocks to Stan
Originally Aired: Sep. 11, 2005
Plot: After Hayley gets in a heated debate with Bullock, Stan’s boss, at the CIA family carnival, Stan fears his chances at a promotion are ruined. Stan makes Hayley go to Bullocks home to apologize, and when he arrives the next morning with Bullocks eran’s, he finds out Hayley “spent the night”. In order to break them up, Stan tries to help Jeff, Hayley’s old boyfriend, get her back. The plan works, but has deadly consequences.
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Episode: 1×07 (Season 1 Episode 07)
Name: Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
Originally Aired: Jun. 19, 2005
Plot: The job for church Deacon is open! And all Stan has to do to obtain it is to overcome his rival, Chuck White. Meanwhile, Steve can’t help but fall for Chuck’s daughter, Betsy. And Roger is in his reproductive cycle, and accidentally impregnates Steve!
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Episode: 1×06 (Season 1 Episode 06)
Name: Homeland Insecurity
Originally Aired: Jun. 12, 2005
Plot: Francine discovers that she is out of the social group that is her neighborhood. So she decides to host a block party to get back in touch. Stan discovers that one of their neighbors is Iranian, and immediatly suspects that they are terrorists. In order to prepare Steve, Stan makes him join a group of scouts that he tinks will toughen Steve out, but it turns out they are “bad boys”. Meanwhile, Roger is convinced that he has secret alien powers and is determinded to figure out what they are.
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Episode: 1×05 (Season 1 Episode 05)
Name: Roger Codger
Originally Aired: Jun. 05, 2005
Plot: When Stan invites his boss, Bullock (Patrick Stewart), over for dinner, Roger’s quest for Chardonnay puts the Smith family at risk of getting caught hiding him. After the close call, Roger goes into a stress-induced coma, which makes everyone thinks he’s dead. After they dispose of his body, Roger comes to and tries to get home, but he ends up in drag and almost caught by the CIA.
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